Brian D. Foy writes an open letter to the Sun:
It does not need to be this way. If you could go all the way with Life giving Light, you could retake your position of vital leadership. You are the only thing that has the fuel and the proximity to do better than other energy sources. Indeed, on historical grounds, you can do even better because you will probably be around a lot longer, and all that coal that we burn originally came from plants which used you. However, you radiate energy to other planets, even though they are lifeless, and probably immoral and godless at that. The rest of your energy just dissipates to nothing according to an inverse square law.
Freakin' awesome.