Tonight I present to you a rambling political parody that isn't really any good - George Bush and the Search for the Holy Sand! This is a parody of the Knights of Ni in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you don't know this movie and read this you'll think I'm crazy.
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Heard in the background - Terrorism! Terror! Terrorist!
Saddam: Who are you?
Bush: We are the Americans who say..... Terrorist!
Background Americans: Terrorist!
Saddam: No! Not the Americans who say Terrorist!
Bush: The same.....!
Saddam's body double: Who are they?
Bush: We are the keepers of the secret words - Terrorist, Misunderestimate and "make no mistake".
Saddam: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Bush: The Americans who say Terrorist! demand..... a sacrifice!
Saddam: Americans of Terrorism, we are but simple Iraqis who seek the oil beneath this sand.
Bush and his cohorts: Terrorist, Terrorist!
Iraqi Regime: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Bush: We will say Terrorist to you again.... if you do not appease us!
Saddam: Well, what is it that you want?
Bush: We want!..................... your weapons of mass destruction!!!!
TENSE MUSIC!
Saddam: Our wot?
Bush and Blair: Terrorist! Terrorist!
Saddam: Please, please, no more. We will destroy our weapons of mass destruction!
Bush: No! You must return here with your mass destructors, or you will never pass into hiding with Osama...... ALLLLLIIIIIIIVE!
Saddam: Oh Americans of Terrorism! You are just and fair and we will return with our weapons.
Bush: Some that look nice.
Saddam: Of course.
Bush: And not too expensive!
Saddam: Yes, we bought them from you!
Bush: NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW GO!
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Saddam talks with the Iraqi with big glasses and decides to slowly destory the weapons, just to make the Americans mad.
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Saddam: Oh Americans of Terrorism, we have brought you some weapons! May we go now?
Bush: They are good weapons, I like the Anthrax particularily. But make no mistake, there is one small problem.
Saddam: What is that?
Bush: We are no-longer..... the Americans who say Terorism! (Terror! Shhh). We are now the Americans who say screw-you-france-and-the-UN-we-will-bomb-iraq-to-hell-anyway
Protesting Americans: Terrorism! No War! Osama!
Bush: Therefore we must misunderestimate you and give you a test!
Saddam: What is this test oh Americans who... till recently said Terrorism?
Bush: Firstly, you must find...... more weapons!!!!!
TENSE MUSIC
Saddam: Not more weapons!!
Bush: Then, when you have found the weapons, you must place them here beside these weapons only a little more dangerous so our people understand why were here (why are we here? why are we here?). Then when you have found the weapons we must cut down your regime, have a regime change, and make..... aaaaa.... DEMOCRACY!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!
ROFLMFAO!!!! That's great "We are now the Amercians who say screw-you-france-and-the-UN-we-will-bomb-iraq-to-hell-anyway" OMG, that's f***in funny
LOL, very well done!
This isn't very humorous at all Jeff. I think its time you stop fronting and get a real job, mm? Yes.
Yeah, why you got to be frontin' all up in wt is money's grill?
Well, I have a pretty good idea who you are "wt is money", so it would be best to leave your name next time. And concerning the fact that it isn't very funny, I said so myself. I said that it "isn't really any good". Maybe that was missed. In addition, you would not even understand it if you haven't seen the Holy Grail.
So, all in all, thanks for posting your insightful thoughts under such a great name. I freely admit that WT is money, but I'm not affraid to use my own name when I say it amoung other things.