Here's a great find! To be sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It".
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
LMFAO
you're a funny man, jeff hume
BOMB THEM YEAH!!!!!!
Is reality subjective? I argue that it is not; that in spite of differing perceptions of the world by different people, there is an element of objectivity which permeates reality and causes us all to have the same basic perception of our surroundings.
That articulate enough for you?
What? Too short? Look, I'm not writing a doctoral thesis here for your website.
-the valrus
LOL valrus. Anyways, thats a funny song. TWO THUMBS UP!!!
[smacks Valrus]
I repeat... go kill 'em! Make those innocent civilians PAY! You know they didn't do anything! Therefore, they must DIE!!!!
KILL ALL INNOCENT PEOPLE!
(me too)
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what a great song. but is Iraq really the menace at this point in time? sure he MAY have weapons of mass destruction but North Korea definately has and is making more warheads capable of reaching North America. i personally think that Bush has an itchy trigger finger and is attempting to take hold of the oil fields in the area. thus Saddam Hussein is just providing him with an excuse to invade the area. the US is getting too big for it's britches.
What other name might I know you by?
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! That was hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh Jeff!
thats a funny song but i dont see how most of you think he is being serious...he is obviously making fun of thefact that "dubya" has nothing better to do...something needs done but we do need to think...is this really what needs done
first of all, i think that all of you need to open your minds a little bit. you're just swallowing everything that you see on tv. were you aware we were constantly bombing iraq prior to the invasion? for the masses or you, probably not. i'm in the service. and i can tell you, for a fact, what bush is doing is what needs to be done.
Ummm, all you who are anti-war cause you think we're in it for oil? IF WE WANTED OIL WE'D BOMB THE WHOLE PLACE, GO IN, AND TAKE IT. No, we're trying to get rid of Sadaam. Ok... anyways...
Great poem! i thought it was hillarious! 8D
ha ha ha....you are correct...the innocent shall pay. i wanna give a shout out to ma boys in the northern maine woods. cccccccccc cold out here. peace...in da crease....im outa this fasheezy...;